The Dark Visitor

Wishing all of you a happy and safe Halloween.

You know why I have to wish you a safe Halloween?  Mom and dad.  It wasn’t the ghosts and goblins that made me hide under the bed…no, it was the candy. What? That’s right, the candy.

When I was a kid, you had to pour out all of the candy on a blanket and put on the bomb disposal outfit.  Candy apple from Mrs. Grady (75-years-old), filled with razors and needles.  Caramel covered popcorn in a plastic bag…poison!

In that same spirit, watch your e-mails on every holiday…thermonuclear devices attached!