The Dark Visitor

The kid is just barely seven years old and already goes by the name “Cowboy.” Christ.  Here are the stats on this rising child genious from Guangxi, China:

1.  At the age of three, he was able to install both Windows 98 and Windows XP
2.  At the age of four, he was learning DOS commands, installing drivers and downloading computer games
3.  At the age of five, he was learning to install computer hardware
4.  At the age of six, he started college-level classes in Visual Basic 6.0
5.  At the age of seven, he crashed the entire New York City power grid

Okay, that last one I made up but you know it is only a matter of time. Got to watch my kid perform in a play about farm animals that took the class one week to learn…we are in so much trouble!